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They Call Me Carpenter (2011)
Christ returns to California and is again rejected.
Plot summary

Would you like to meet Jesus? Would you care to walk down Hollywood Blvd. with him in the year 2011? What would he do in a beauty salon? What would he make of waxing? What would he order for dinner at Mr. Chow? And what would he say to Mary Magna, million dollar queen of the movies? How would he greet the pillars of St. Bartholomew's Church? What would he say at "occupy" headquarters? And what would the Tea Party do to him?

 
Memorable quotes

Billy: "T-S, you've made a record in the movies. You've played Satan and Saint Peter, both on the same day. That is doubling with a vengeance!"

T-S: "Well, you know, the Bible's not exactly my cup of tea.

 
Genres
Drama | Fantasy | Religion
 
Cast

Carpenter
Billy
Mary Magna
Mr. and Mrs. T-S